i'll never be picture perfect beyonce

I went out last night. It was, perhaps, half as much fun as my last outing. Which means I feel half as much...cringe-y today. However...never have I ever had so many dudes try to holla. Tis a perk of being the ONLY person in a room with more than a modicum of rhythm. I mean, seriously, the scene was pretty wack. There were a whole lot of bottom-feeders in the spot - a pretty accurate picture of Flagstaff, let's be real. Also, more than half an hour of techno is truly unnecessary. But, I don't know, it was kind of entertaining and more interesting than another night alone, if nothing else.

Also...new favorite youtube clip:



Oh, Britney, don't hurt 'em!!!